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Asos Splice Shoulder Drape Front Dress - This dress looked cool: all drapey and sophisticated. On me, it looked, let's say, slightly different. Loose and baggy and not at all flattering. Disappointing to say the least. Result: Returned.
Asos Stripe Print Rope Waist Deep Plunge Swimsuit - This is the year I return to the one-piece. It's been decided. Not solely, but I want a cute one-piece. This one hit all my favorites - black & white, stripes, even a rope belt! Unfortunately, while it mostly fit, it rode too far up in the back. I looked like a bootylicious Beetlejuice. Result: Returned.
Ella Moss Bella Jersey Maxi Dress via Amazon - Why do designers make dresses, especially white dresses, that have zero lining? There was no helping this one. I put it on, it was completely see through. No matter what style of nude underwear I tried, even with a slip, there was no hiding that my entire butt was out in the open for all to see. Designers, do better. Result: Returned.
Asos One Shoulder Cami Cowl Front Midi Crepe Dress - I had such high hopes! But when I was trying this dress on and it took me a solid five minutes to figure out how to get that one shoulder draped around myself correctly, I knew it was a lost cause. Result: Returned.
Asos Cowl Back Crepe Maxi Dress - I'd been eyeing this dress for a long time. When it came, I was excited to try it on and have it be the one. I put it on and it was... fine. Just fine. Te back was pretty, but the sleeves were a bit dowdy. And that crepe material that Asos uses is officially not my favorite. I'll be staying away from it in the future. Result: Returned.